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Her relaxed pose says what you’re thinking: the requests can wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore Than a Blanket… It’s a Boundary\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome evenings call for your favorite show, something good to sip, and no explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis statement blanket is for the woman who loves her people and makes room for herself, too. Drape it over your reading chair, settle beneath it for movie night, or give it to a friend who appreciates bold humor and a well-earned break.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft comfort. Strong message. Your time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft polyester flannel for comfortable everyday warmth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreathable, lightweight fabric for lounging or travel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable material designed for regular use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-sided sublimation printing featuring Black woman artwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree sizes to suit your preferred coverage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGold-toned details are printed effects, not metallic foil or glitter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds culturally expressive artwork to your home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeeps you cozy during quiet moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffers a playful reminder to make time for yourself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a memorable gift for someone who appreciates explicit humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoves easily from your sofa to your bed or travel bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-care evenings and weekend lounging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday, holiday, and Mother’s Day gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen who celebrate boundaries with humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAfro boho living rooms, bedrooms, and reading corners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice breaks, road trips, and cozy nights away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e40\" × 50\"\u003cbr\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003cbr\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelect your preferred measurements before ordering. Each purchase includes one physical blanket in your chosen size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow Do I Wash This Blanket?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash or hand wash in warm water using a mild, neutral detergent. Air dry. Do not bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade in the USA. Shipping is available within the United States only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease allow \u003cstrong\u003e5–15 business days total for production and shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e. Each blanket is made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn and Exchange Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product is print-on-demand and made specifically for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll sales are final. 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